Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Of course I have a pirate flag
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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