reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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