all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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