I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
