just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
Randomize
