White coat. Heels.
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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