It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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