yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
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all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
Randomize
