Pants 0. Shit 1.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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