so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
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