No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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