i just had sex bonerless
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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