You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
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