I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
they're like a gay fantastic four
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
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