We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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