Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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