So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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