Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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