are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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