I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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