what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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