if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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