All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Randomize
