To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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