Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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