she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
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