her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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