why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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