So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
FUCK WHALES
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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