Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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