piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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