At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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