So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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