we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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