It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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