You work out of a Hotel?
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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