He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I am available for nakedness
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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