i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
just found out that she named her cat after me.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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