My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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