This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
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