I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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