uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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