is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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