plz talk dirty to me
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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