I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
I still have a little drunk in my system
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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