R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Can Purell be used as lube?
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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