Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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