Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
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