i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Randomize
