i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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